Selfie Saturday- How to look Amazing

Hey girls, Lindsey here :) Recently, I was scrolling through my instagram feed, when I realized something crucial I had to talk to you about. What was it, you ask? One word, seven simple letters. Selfies. 

Selfies have begun to start their own, new Renaissance in the lives of teenagers (guys included too!). 

Over the weekend, you don't have to look good because nobody will see you, right? WRONG. That is one of the most common mistakes I see girls our age make. Hashtags such as, Selfie Saturday and Sunday, have been taking over instagram! Girls, this has opened up a whole field of opportunities for you to look great and impress your friends (and your special crush ;) ), but mostly it has created a way for you to publicly embarrass yourself. Want to learn how to look good in a selfie? Well of course you do! That's why we're here. Here is 3 amazing tips for the perfect selfie. 

Tip #1: Smiling is NOT the way to go 

Smiling is known to make you look happier, but really what it does is it makes you look SCARY! When people see you smile, they think you will 1) murder them, 2) rape them, or 3) stalk them for life. Smiling is a major turn off for guys, especially if they are dating you or know you like them. This doesn't make you seem like a cute, nice girlfriend, it makes you look like the girlfriend that already knows the names of you and his children's after the first date! Talk about over committed and freaky... 

Tip #2: Unattractive faces are drop-dead GORGEOUS 

Try to apply extremely vibrant shades of makeup on your face, where they do not belong. (ex: green eyeliner on thenose) The colors will bring out your beautiful eyes (which i know you have) and make you look beautiful. Another way of doing this would be to color with markers on your face, ALL OVER. My favorite brand is Crayola, but for a more long-lasting effect, try using Sharpies. :) Also, make your face look constipated or in pain, guy will dig it! 

Tip #3: Selfies taken during activities are beautiful  

Selfies taken when you are in the middle of eating, sleeping, pooping, throwing up, or sneezing are the best. This is the most important tip of them all, in my opinion. Displayed in the picture above, a man is eating. Is it just me, or is that the sexiest picture of a man you have ever seen? Of course it's not just me! Almost everyone in the world would most likely agree that the picture above is beautiful. Take a picture of you pooping, and all the guys will want you as their girlfriend. Now that's hot. 

Okay, so that's all for our Saturday Special.. Just remember, never smile, even if you think you look good, just don't, put on some crazy makeup and make your face look funny, and finally, try to get the perfect picture of you in action (burping, sneezing, eating, pooping, etc) 

Best Luck on The Perfect Selfie! 

Over and out! 

-Lindsey xox 

20 Tips on Friday!!

Hey guys!!! TGIF right?? So today's topic of discussion is everyone girl's favorite thing to talk about, BOYS!! So without further ado I will just get into the post.
1. Dig a hole outside your crush's house and if he falls in it he is yours to keep!
2. Wink at him with both eyes instead of one!
3. Watch him while he sleeps! If it worked for Edward and Bella.. It will work for you!
4. Introduce yourself to him by saying, "Hey! What's your favorite color!" This will really kick off your friendship and hopefully romance.
5. Steal his underwear and give them back and say, "Hey were you missing these?" It will really strike up some... meaty conversation.
6. Instead of laughing, snort! This is extremely attractive and it really turns guys on.
7. Give him half of a dollar bill and swallow the other half in front of him. Then tell him,"If you want the other half... Come and get it!"
8. The second best way to flirt during class is to pass him a note... The first of course is to pass him a bra.
9. Try to cover up as much as possible, guys don't like skin.
10. Flirt with him over text by blaming autocorrect! Oh silly autocorrect. 
11. Dye your hair the same color as his, then say OMG hair twinnsss.
12. Offer him a piece of gum and if he says yes which he will... take a piece out of your mouth and cram it into his.
13. Flirt with him by playing with your hair. We recommend playing games like tic tac toe on your notebook paper or maybe making bracelets or dolls.
14. Sit behind him in class and try to touch his hair with your tongue without him noticing. This is very difficult, but if you succeed props to you! 
15. Like and comment on every one of his Facebook pictures! He will definitely notice you!
16. Whenever he raises his hand in class, push him off his seat!
17. Fart a lot. Guys just love. love. love. girls who aren't afraid to pass the gas. Some live by the motto, "Never stop until you are about to poop."
18. Lock him in the basement. He will love the control you are demonstrating.
19. Every time you see him, drop to your knees dramatically and meow like a cat.
20. and for our last tip.... Just don't be yourself!

Okay thats all for today!!!
Over and Out.

Fashion Friday. Episod 1.

Heyyyy girlllls. Welcome to our new segment, and our first.... Fashion fridayy episode 1. Okay so how this is gonna work is that we will put together an adorable outfit for you.

For todays outfit, we were trying to go for a classic hipster kinda look. We created two basic outfits with the same accessories. The first one shows off a amazing Hawaiian shirt that really gives off the Hawaiian vibe... yeah know? Hawaiian is toats in. And like... whats better than pairing your favorite Hawaiian shirt off with striped pants? Its as if a hula dancer meets a referee and go on a date.

The next outfit matches a one of a kind sweater vest with a long maxi skirt. We thought the color schemes totally went together just as well as chocolate and brocoli!!

For the accesories we chose a panda flat hat, some super cool sneaks, a flowery bag, and some colorful bracelets... These four things would totallllllly define these already gorgeous outfits. We really hope you try out these looks and let us know if you do in da comments..!

Over and out!