Hey guys!!! TGIF right?? So today's topic of discussion is everyone girl's favorite thing to talk about, BOYS!! So without further ado I will just get into the post.
1. Dig a hole outside your crush's house and if he falls in it he is yours to keep!
2. Wink at him with both eyes instead of one!
3. Watch him while he sleeps! If it worked for Edward and Bella.. It will work for you!
4. Introduce yourself to him by saying, "Hey! What's your favorite color!" This will really kick off your friendship and hopefully romance.
5. Steal his underwear and give them back and say, "Hey were you missing these?" It will really strike up some... meaty conversation.
6. Instead of laughing, snort! This is extremely attractive and it really turns guys on.
7. Give him half of a dollar bill and swallow the other half in front of him. Then tell him,"If you want the other half... Come and get it!"
8. The second best way to flirt during class is to pass him a note... The first of course is to pass him a bra.
9. Try to cover up as much as possible, guys don't like skin.
10. Flirt with him over text by blaming autocorrect! Oh silly autocorrect.
11. Dye your hair the same color as his, then say OMG hair twinnsss.
12. Offer him a piece of gum and if he says yes which he will... take a piece out of your mouth and cram it into his.
13. Flirt with him by playing with your hair. We recommend playing games like tic tac toe on your notebook paper or maybe making bracelets or dolls.
14. Sit behind him in class and try to touch his hair with your tongue without him noticing. This is very difficult, but if you succeed props to you!
15. Like and comment on every one of his Facebook pictures! He will definitely notice you!
16. Whenever he raises his hand in class, push him off his seat!
17. Fart a lot. Guys just love. love. love. girls who aren't afraid to pass the gas. Some live by the motto, "Never stop until you are about to poop."
18. Lock him in the basement. He will love the control you are demonstrating.
19. Every time you see him, drop to your knees dramatically and meow like a cat.
20. and for our last tip.... Just don't be yourself!
Okay thats all for today!!!
Over and Out.
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