Hey girls, Lindsey here :) Recently, I was scrolling through my instagram feed, when I realized something crucial I had to talk to you about. What was it, you ask? One word, seven simple letters. Selfies.
Selfies have begun to start their own, new Renaissance in the lives of teenagers (guys included too!).
Over the weekend, you don't have to look good because nobody will see you, right? WRONG. That is one of the most common mistakes I see girls our age make. Hashtags such as, Selfie Saturday and Sunday, have been taking over instagram! Girls, this has opened up a whole field of opportunities for you to look great and impress your friends (and your special crush ;) ), but mostly it has created a way for you to publicly embarrass yourself. Want to learn how to look good in a selfie? Well of course you do! That's why we're here. Here is 3 amazing tips for the perfect selfie.
Smiling is known to make you look happier, but really what it does is it makes you look SCARY! When people see you smile, they think you will 1) murder them, 2) rape them, or 3) stalk them for life. Smiling is a major turn off for guys, especially if they are dating you or know you like them. This doesn't make you seem like a cute, nice girlfriend, it makes you look like the girlfriend that already knows the names of you and his children's after the first date! Talk about over committed and freaky...
Tip #2: Unattractive faces are drop-dead GORGEOUS
Try to apply extremely vibrant shades of makeup on your face, where they do not belong. (ex: green eyeliner on thenose) The colors will bring out your beautiful eyes (which i know you have) and make you look beautiful. Another way of doing this would be to color with markers on your face, ALL OVER. My favorite brand is Crayola, but for a more long-lasting effect, try using Sharpies. :) Also, make your face look constipated or in pain, guy will dig it!
Tip #3: Selfies taken during activities are beautiful
Selfies taken when you are in the middle of eating, sleeping, pooping, throwing up, or sneezing are the best. This is the most important tip of them all, in my opinion. Displayed in the picture above, a man is eating. Is it just me, or is that the sexiest picture of a man you have ever seen? Of course it's not just me! Almost everyone in the world would most likely agree that the picture above is beautiful. Take a picture of you pooping, and all the guys will want you as their girlfriend. Now that's hot.
Okay, so that's all for our Saturday Special.. Just remember, never smile, even if you think you look good, just don't, put on some crazy makeup and make your face look funny, and finally, try to get the perfect picture of you in action (burping, sneezing, eating, pooping, etc)
Best Luck on The Perfect Selfie!
Over and out!
-Lindsey xox
No comments:
Post a Comment